Black Rice Crispies

What is Black Rice Crispies?


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Rice Crispies- one of the most common cereals in the world. Mainly eaten by children with milk. At the bottom of the bag of cereal is usually some sort of toy promotion. A Black Rice Crispie is a burnt Rice Crispie. When you are little, your parents force you to eat them, telling you it will make your hair curly.

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:

Mummy!!! Theres a black bit in my rice crispys!

Mummy: It's okay, thats the good one. It'll make your hair go curly

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:

But i dont want my hair curly..

Mummy: JUST EAT IT!


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