Black Tense

What is Black Tense?


1.

The tense that employs and combines the present, past, future, present perfect into one tense.

This tense was very popular during the 1950's and 60's.

John: "Hey Marquis what are you doing after school today?"

Marquis: "I is will have done going to complete my thesis on electron migration throughout the subatomic nuclei"

John: "Thats swell Marquis, I sure do hope you finish on time."

Marquis: " I is will be going to have fina done it on time or Miss. Madison sure is going to be mad with me."

John: "Golly Marquis you sure are one responsible chap. I like the way you use that darn black tense."

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