Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Queefmuncher

1. A person who likes to indulge in the sweet odor of pussy farts While most people shy away from a woman's vaginal expulsions of gas..

On Everything

1. meaning that you swear on everything important in you life. very serious about what your talking about. "on everything.. if that ..

Omission

1. to take a huge crap. like one that fills the toilet bowl.like there is crap everywhere. ernest!!! we got a situation man, there is shit..

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