Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Llymes

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Kellll-e

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Sleep At Night

1. 1. Stop being stupid 2. Think before you act Boss: "Why are you late?" Employee: "I thought I was early." Boss: ..

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