Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

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Zampy

1. Cool ass dude that was a zampy trick u did! 2. An adjective that gives any action or noun a more hyperactive or bright meaning. Dude..

Noodlefucka

1. any shady or untrustworthy individual, ie a skank, sleeze, busto, bitch-ass punk, etc. "Did you here what Ronnie did behind Michel..

Tardtender

1. One who oversees persons with mental disabilities such as mental retardation. I just got hired as a tardtender at a group home where th..

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