Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Lotsie

1. another nickname for penis/dick/cock/weiner and etc. Word is pronounced like "lot-seeeee" that whore loves my lotsie See se..

What's Goin Up?

1. This is a combination of "what's goin on?" and "what's up?". I said this accidently the first time I talke..

Butt Worms

1. n. worms, normally nocturnal in nature, that enter and exit through the anus Last night my butt worms peeked out to say hello...

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