Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

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Zipper Sub

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Uuaphobia

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Fanagle-fuck

1. You cum on your balls then slap the girl in the face with your balls. That hoe let me fanagle-fuck her, she had it all on her cheek, an..

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