Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Nasty Thang

1. a nice car, or something good. Ciera asked paul to take her for a ride in his old skool chevy with tinted rims, 26's and candy pai..

Joe-motion

1. A natural phenomenon that takes place within certain individuals that acheives superior results. I think it's time, use that joe-m..

Large Marge

1. that evil bitch from that Pee-Wee movie who tormented me in my childhood. Holy Jesus! Nooooooo! It's that bitch, Large Marge! See..

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