Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Mongril Bread

1. Bread that has been mongrilafied by mongrils My friends like to stick crayons up their exit holes. Mongril Bread See bread, flesh, fri..

Superpissed

1. really pissed... like as pissed as you can get. I am so superpissed... I swear if I get any more pissed, I'll commit suicide right..

Debenhams

1. Southern dream-based slang for the human female mammory glands. Oh no Tracy, I've been sick on my debenhams. 2. generic term for..

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