Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Quilm

1. To blow the foam off the top of your beer at somebody "dude, Ben totally just Quilmed me" See beer, blow, foam, froth, bubbl..

Hahalolocaust

1. a.)"Laughing out loud," catastrophically and with an underlying disrespect for the Jewish faith. b.)Definition a, minus the a..

Zebra Penis

1. Any penis that has been worn or beaten to the point of stripedness. Commonly appears as indentations and red stripes from the hand of t..

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