Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Guytem

1. Descriptive word for a male couple. Similar to item. Did you hear that Robert and Sam are a guytem See homosexual, gay, male, brokeba..

Hash Cold

1. What you get from smoking hash a lot. A hacking cough that brings up gobs of brown phlegm. "We smoked hash with that Canadian guy..

Van Doink

1. A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post ..

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