Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Muff Sesh

1. The act of stealing muffins from any location - often used to describe any type of stealing action. Muff Sesh Babay!!..

Djtc

1. DJTC stands for Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt. It is one of the worst insults ever thought up. It compared someone to a Thunder Cunt that j..

Limber

1. sleek, flexible, or otherwise. . . .really good in bed My girlfriend is so limber, it's great sex. See Alexius..

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