Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

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Eme

1. A person who is an insomniac. This person tends to be spontaneous. They love a good laugh, but in the privacy of their room. They onl..

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1. Symbols put in order to appear as a fish. Hey you want me to pick something up at the store for dinner? Sure. What u want? ><)..

Just Handcuff My Wrists To My Ankles!

1. Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively. Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last ..

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