Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Meaniegilofigus

1. a person or "gilofigus" that is beaing rude or a "meanie" ( BNC ) *george slaps sally* sally: "ouch" ..

Kryst

1. Nickname for the drug Crystal Meth. Died in Your Arms lyrics: "i was on kryst, she was on E i was on her, she was on me in th..

Jock Strap Vampire

1. It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR ..

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