Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Blue Ball Moment

1. when you think sumthin will happen...when in the end it doesn't happen..much like when you get a boner...and never wackoff the tea..

Thumb Bummer

1. A retarded homosexual who scours the Urban dictionary giving thumbs down to everyword just for the hell of it. They also enjoy shoving t..

Eyarrhea

1. The crust that forms on your eyes overnight. It really sucked. I woke up this morning to find my right eye sealed shut with eyarrhea. ..

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