Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Captainority

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Squat Text

1. Sending/receiving text messages while while taking a shit. See also squat talk Jim: <banging on door> You've been in the bat..

Boo Boo Brain

1. A silly person; A dumbass. That 'ol Justin sure is a boo boo brain See justin, boo boo, brain, dumbass, boo..

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