Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Malcom, The

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Cuntshovel

1. A word used to describe a person when one shows off a sense of fuckwit-ality and other annoying, loerish traits. It's best to stray..

Ornorome

1. to recieve a professional blow job...derived from taking the 2 words, porno and dome... Ay yo, shorty gave me ornorome last nite...Chuc..

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