Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Quizzing Out

1. To awkwardly scrunch one's arms, contort one's hands, screw up and scrunch one's face, cross one's eyes, or straight..

W00tang

1. n. A being of greatness; Pimp Wow, he truly is the w00tang. That guy is a w00tang. ..

Verkerkian

1. Any crappy type of hole. There was a bobcat operator named Verkerk who couldn't drill fence post holes worth a damn. "He&apo..

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