Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Butt Hole Smeller

1. One who secretly sniffs buttholes Jesse: Michael are you smelling my butthole? Michael: I thought you told me to. Jesse: You're ..

Mixed Bag

1. a mixture of races combining to produce offspring justin pulled a mixed bag marcus would like to pull a mixed bag See tom..

Qiotch

1. (KEE-awch) Combination of queef and biotch, to produce derogatory name which is worse than both. Speaker #1: Bud is such a queef. Spea..

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