Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Oul

1. Irish slang, or way of pronouncing "old" in Irish accent. Simply means old. "Your oul doll" - Your mother "T..

Vibe Job

1. Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation. Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonn..

Leave A Shit

1. Makes a lot more sense than take a shit. Think about it. I will think about that while I go leave a shit. See take a shit, taking a s..

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