Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Noluntary

1. To unwillingly do something,even though it is the right thing. Deriving from the latin word "noli" meaning not. As originally ..

Yomomma

1. A cooler way of insulting a friend or a complete stranger's mom. Guy #1: "Dang man, you look like shit." Guy #2: "..

Qcq

1. Internet slang which stands essentially for: "Keep Crying". Derives from QQ So you suck and I'm better than you, QCQ. ..

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