Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Not-so-relaxo

1. Someone whose heterosexuality is in question. Hey guys, I think Shawn maybe not-so-relaxo. Have you seen how he stares at Toby's a..

Baraxed

1. The way Barack Osama slimes you. I got baraxed again. See lie, die, slut, obamatron, pose, elephant, Jacques Asse..

Tosseratti

1. a collection of (usually) snobbish tossers. "The tories are a collection of public schoolboys and assorted tosseratti." &quo..

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