Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Chickmance

1. a unique and indescribable relationship between two straight females 1) look at the chickmance... 2) youre totally in a chickmance... ..

Kentucky Barn Burner

1. when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower bac..

No Zami

1. The female equivalent of "no homo" girl 1: your ass looks good in those jeans girl 2: really? girl 1: yeah, no zami tho. S..

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