Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

E-m-s

1. Erratic Memory Service E-M-S: When your memory isn't functioning well.. See memory, service, e-m-s, function..

Po-troll

1. Police and highway patrol that hide under bridges to catch speeders. Also short for "Police Troll." "Man I got nabbed by..

Jitta-june

1. another way to say your my bitch. Nick D. is a Jitta-June for doing that for him. See faggot, douche, queer..

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