Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Emutastic

1. the description of something so fantastical that one screeches like an emu. Paul: I raped your mom last night. Gage: That's emuta..

Tramfucked

1. to be hit by a tram.. as odd as it sounds, it can also mean to be fucked really hard sexually or fucked badly physically. dude- wow he ..

Overfeeted

1. The sensation that your feet, despite having been perfectly comfortable outside and in your car, are now sweating profusely and are tota..

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