Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Eat This Shit

1. Something you are tricked into doing when your dealer has gotten pissed of with you. Hey man, eat this shit man! 70s slang See eat sh..

Vaginal Breath Strips

1. A flavor strip that is placed across the vaginal opening and dissolved in the vagina to give off a fresh taste/sensation upon entry. My..

Airborn

1. During intercourse the man ejaculates so hard that hes sends the woman into the air I made your mum airborn See flying, ejaculate, mum..

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