Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Seanskins

1. used as a substitute for any noun or a verb ew, you got some seanskins in your nose damn your seanskins stank I was just seanskinnin ..

W.a.d

1. White ass dick Yo man this girl was going to suck my dick then I told her I had a W.A.D and then she slapped me and said hell no See w..

W.t.f.

1. Denotes: What the Fuck! After a heavy night of drinking John exclaims, W.T.F., I can't find my wallet! See angry, confused, dumbf..

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