Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Debroify

1. To negate someone from your friend circle. (de-bro-ify) "Jeff was always out to get Peter it seemed. One night after a brief chris..

Rossmosis

1. A guy named Ross. Usually wears a Blizzard Of OZZ shirt every other day. Hey, your must be a guy (Looks down) Yep, I sure am ! Then y..

Porn Friend

1. A "friend" who comes over to "play" while you watch porn together. Close to friends with benefits but, the focus isn..

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