Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Ufpos

1. YOU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT developed in online gameing of late to avoid being kicked for bad language UFPOS DIE i clearly was not spawn ..

Ls&fog

1. Licking, Sucking, and Fucking Other Girls/Guys That damn whore of a girlfriend has been ls&fog! See ls&fog, stepping out, chea..

Housing

1. The act of wrapping a woman in typical carpet material and having sex with her through a hole in the back. For perfecting Housing use be..

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