Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Zellner

1. 1.A griffwith slicked back hair and side burns. 2.A kid who talks just for the sake of hearing him/herself talk. 3.A person who talks..

Bad Timer

1. Someone who is always saying the wrong thing at the absolute WORST TIME. "You know I didnt pack any underware for this trip."..

Nematocyst

1. 1. The stinging cell of a jellyfish Look! He's been impaled on a nematocyst!..

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