Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Renarded

1. The politically correct term for when a normal (non-mentally handicapped) person does something stupid or idiotic. The fraternity guy w..

Zuter

1. A zuter is another word for a penis. Damn man that looks like a Zuter only smaller! You been swimming today? See wang, john thomas, pe..

Penis Gobbler

1. One who sucks on penis. See cock sucker How can you tell thoses hoes over there are penis gobblers? It's easy, just look at the c..

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