Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Top Hat, To Stick Ones Dick Into

1. A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old That crack whore wasn&apos..

[deep-sea Dumbass]

1. Someone who has such a low intelligence that it can only be compared with the sea floor Damn Sarah is a fucking idiot No man, shes a d..

Papa Dildo

1. A boss who tries to screw ya! Ahhh, Papa Dildo tired to give it to me again! He wanted me to work the next long weekend. See asshole, ..

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