Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Outtwit

1. to get the better of another by responding to their tweet (or blog post) with a much more clever reply. Bob thought his post was quite ..

Zapor

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Hollander

1. An incredibly sexy person. First and middle names mean nothing. Commonly seen with Abbotts. Did you see that chick? She must be a Holl..

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