Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Bayes

1. One who sucks at life God u almost suck as much as bayes, but not more cuz thats impossible See old, miserable, failure, suck..

Defunctifying

1. verb. : the action in which a person makes something that is functioning to be il void, or non-functioning. Making something screwed up;..

Wrecking Ball

1. the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye. that (the) wrec..

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