Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Hoppycock

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Yak Butter

1. a woman's vaginal juices which flow during sexual stimulation. your yak butter has a not so pleasant odor. 2. Pussy or the femal..

Quailure

1. n: a word used, especially in scrabble, which is a derrogatory term meaning a quail who has failed. Danny, you quailure! You can't..

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