Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

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Zombies Vs Robots

1. in post apocalyptic earth(after WWIII)all humans have been destroyed and there is only zombies and robots left choose now! TEAM ZOMBIE..

Quinned

1. being thrown off a fire escape/ rooftop / lighthouse, etc. Why is that man splattered on the ground? He was just quinned. 1. being th..

First Down Ass

1. A girl with an ass so flat, that a NFL referee can perform the first down arm movement on her backside and never hit her ass. She had a..

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