Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Angsturbate

1. the act of pleasuring yourself in response to dark, intense, emotional stimuli; commonly found in anime fan-fiction communities. She fo..

Dexter Nigger

1. A smart black person, or even one who looks smart, or has a nerdy name. Barack Obama is a Dexter Nigger. Urkel is a Dexter Nigger. Th..

Hoodlands

1. hardcore name for the woodlands, texas - a 97% white upscale community. yo nigga u been to the hoodlands, its pretty bad ass. See hood..

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