Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Fudge Port

1. when you shit in someone elses butt hole oh god yes potato shit inside me!!!!!! give a fudge port See fudge, port, balls, gut, nigga..

Youenn

1. A pimp that loves getting laid, he can't wait to get any hot bitch that comes by him and that he can lay hands on. He likes ass, an..

Pagely

1. appearing like an attractive page boy "Don't be obvious, but look what just came around the corner; isn't he pagely!? S..

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