Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Years

1. 1. Multiple numbers of years. 2. To talk about year in the past, and say that was years ago. 3. The word year pruralized Man how the ..

Husson

1. when a man claims he's not gay while he is in the middle of a homosexual task. Matt: Oh, My god Kory, get your mouth off of my pe..

Clatter

1. Irish. meaning to hit/strike someone. Some arsehole was slagging my girlfriend last night so I took him outside and clattered the shit ..

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