Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Jerk Monkey

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Milky Tarazan

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Bruce Job

1. the act of rubbing ones penis up and down the collar bone of their partner whilst tonging their ear until ejaculation 'hey andy, t..

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