Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Bastantalope

1. 1.) Cantelope without a father. 2.) Antelope without a father 1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords ..

-o

1. to make words sound spanish do u wanna watch a el movieo at my el houseo? See geoff..

Quimjob

1. The practice of geting the male sh-long off via thrusting it not in, but accross the female quim. Dude what a fuckin good quimjob sara ..

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