Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

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Mobile Blumpkin

1. The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his pl..

Basement Hobbit Buster

1. One who dresses up in an orange exterminator's jumpsuit going from door to door offering basement hobbit riddance services. Basemen..

Zef

1. It doesn't mean anything. It can mean anything that your imagination can concieve. Hey, look, a giant zef! Well, zef me good! Ze..

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