Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Bezootered

1. under the influence(ie weed,alchol,etc) i dont need anymore im freakin bezootered See stoned, wasted, burnt, blitzed, fucked up..

Queef Artist

1. One who is a chronic queefer that releases expulsions of air throughout the vagina in the gaseous form of Queef. Austin- Man, that ugly..

O.o.s

1. Order of the Sloth. A group founded in approximately 2002 which is dedicated to slowing down and enjoying life in the slow lane. Their ..

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