Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Gianeken

1. A giant bottle of heineken lager. "Pick up a couple of gianekens and come over to my place." See beer, heineken, drinking, l..

Hyperactivity

1. A condition meaning you are out of your mind and need to slow down a bit. Plus cut down on all the sugary sweets. "Dave just jumpe..

Zoobob

1. the butt hair that a dingleberry dangles from There was a big dingleberry hanging from my dogs zoobob. See Stephanie..

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