Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Over-spam

1. Beyond spam. Can overload servers. Useful for pissing people off. Mostly found on forums such as: Totse. 3toj t3vj 032t093j43y0b0y43 jy..

True 69

1. The act of simultaneous oral sex specifically between two males since a women could never truly be a number 6 or 9. 2 dicks, two mouths,..

Cockstump

1. noun: an insult, meaning that the person being insulted is akin to a bobbited penis. Person 1: "Your team is shit and you're ..

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