Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Nigwitz

1. The opposite of "wigger" or "wigga". Refers to a person with black skin that TRIES to act white. That nigwitz can&a..

Snuggle Bum

1. When one snuggles a bum, is also a term of endearment. why hello there snuggle bum See snuggle, hug, bum, squeeze..

Dinglefutz

1. A complete Wanghole of a Looser Ashley is a dinglefutz..

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