Blackberry Blindness

What is Blackberry Blindness?

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?

Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

See blackberry, blind, deaf, dumb, manslaughter

Cooter-labyrinth

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Neog

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[cockrum]

1. A reference to the product after oral sex between two or more gay pirates, usually used to highlight their mutual sin. Cook: Oi Shanks!..

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