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When one is crazy-ass-drunk while in an unknown location with a hottie and his ding dong.
"what did you do last weekend?"
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when one is to lazy to preform a task that is not even really considered work, such as getting up and changing the tv channel manually.
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the next amendment to the constitution that states women are prohibited to me on the road because they cant drive worth shit
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