Blackjack

What is Blackjack?


1.

a small, light club used for knocking people out

See The Wraith

2.

A card game where you basically try to beat the dealer by getting as close to a total of 21 as possible without going over. A picture card and an Ace counts as 21, or Blackjack. This is one of the best games to play when you are in a casino given the low winning advantage of the house.

If the tourists spent more time playing Blackjack, Poker, and Craps, and less time playing the slots, the casinos would be making a whole lot less money.

See AYB

3.

A complex sexual procedure that involves 21 men and 1 woman. It goes as follows:

2 cocks in the ass

2 cocks in the pussy

2 cocks between the titties

2 cocks in the mouth

1 cock in each ear

1 cock in each eye socket

1 cock in each nostril

1 cock in each hand

1 cock in each foot

1 cock in each armpit

and finally...1 cock in the navel(belly button)

Count em all up...and thats 21 cocks. Blackjack is probabaly physically impossible, but its worth a try if you and your 20 buddies are bored one day and wanna try it out on some sick twisted bitch.

Sophie gathered 21 guys and recorded the first successful blackjack in history!

See gangbang, orgy, party, band, sex

4.

The only game worth playing in a casino. In all the other games, the house has a bigger advantage. Some people use a method called card counting to know when to bet high and when to bet low.

Also, the combination of 2 cards equaling 21 in the game.

Blackjack is also called twenty-one.

See Ed

5.

Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.

Blackjack is not as easy as AYB is trying to say it is.

See Jared

6.

1. Noun: A sex position in which a man defecates on a woman's face whilst performing a "reverse 69."

2. Verb: The act of defecating on a woman's face whilst performing a "reverse 69". In preparation, the man usually drinks a pint of laxative, and then, whilst positioning his penis for insertion into the woman's mouth, instead releases a flood of watery diarrhea into her open mouth and upon her face.

1. Girl, "My boyfriend gave me a blackjack last night."

Friend, "Really? How was it?"

Girl, "Not bad, but I got some corn in my eye."

2. Frat Guy 1, "Hey Bra, remember that time that I totally blackjacked you? That was awesome."

Frat Guy 1, "Yeah Bro! That shit ruled!"

See poop, diarrhea, blackjack, casino, defecate, laxative

7.

Blackjack - Adjective. The slightly more racially sensative way to say that something has been installed incorrectly/poorly or "Nigger-rigged"

"God damn, Tracy. This cable install runs back and forward all through the house. It was clearly blackjacked."

See black, jack, nigger rig, nigger


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