What is Blackpool?
1.
Cheap town, average wage is 10 grand a year. Kids are encouraged to drop out of school at 16, work on the prom selling 2 quid shoes and then retire at 21 and live on the dole, stabbing grannies for crack money.
Makes ghetto areas in London look like Vegas.
2.
The greatest place on earth.
The vegas of the UK
it's a fucking dump, folkes
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3.
Sea side resort in the uk. Known for it's lack of clean water in the sea which makes legs dissolve, and the big one (rollercoaster)
(1942) My family is so fortunatewe get to go to blackpool this year.
(Modern Day) My family is so poor, we have to go to blackpool this year.
4.
A scummy sea-side town which is apparently better than King's Lynn. The lovely accents of the people who live there, the wonderful sights to see. Probably one good school in the whole place and that is full of crack-heads and stoners.
The people who go there on holiday are either really scraping the barrel or they are Jack and Vera Duckworth.
"Wow. Blackpool is so much better than King's Lynn!" an old Lynner.
"Yeah. The skanky sea, the poor inhabitants, the urchin children. The list of great things about Blackpool is endless!"
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5.
A truly magnificiant hotspot in the UK. The number one seaside resort clocks up more visitors than anywhere else in the UK. It is that good, you have to feel sorry for the nearby places such as Preston. A lot of people who visit Preston to watch their respective team play football end up staying in Blackpool for a weekend. This consequently means lost revenue for Preston. However, this is just a sign of how good Blackpool is. With the further development of casinos and modernising the pier, Blackpool will always remain one of the great towns in the UK.
Pleasure Beach, third biggest attraction in europe
6.
Blackpool, a somewhat appropriate name seeing as this place is shit, if it was any good they might have named it "Bluepool", but Blackpool is a dirty place full of greasy burger bars and bong shops so it was aptly named in hindsight.
The only "architecture" per se is an old rusty tower made from what appears to be lollypop sticks which is called "Blackpool Tower". The residents of this charming town aren't exactly known for culture, intelligence or skin regime; they can be seen meandering around the town centre with sullen faces and bad teeth carrying Lidl bags. If you have any modicum of ambition, you get out of Blackpool fast. It's truely soul destroying. It also has a "Pleasure Beach".
Blackpool Resident: "Oi ya twat giss a quid"
Canadian Tourist:" Ok ok just don't kill me, i only wanted to visit the pleasure beach."
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