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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudl..
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Sex play that involves the inner ear. Generally only attempted by males with very small genitalia.
So I was drum-punching Stacy the oth..
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The remnants of a rather twisted sexual encounter in which one or both parties are left with pooh all over them.
yeah, that tracy bird ..