What is Bladger?
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Bold equivalent to a badger, but more of a Sycophant; short slightly fat, aging, wife beater, misogynist, sociopathic, in debt, big toys, small goods. Basically a total fucker. Sorry Dad.
He says:
Hey Chick, how you doing? No, you're doing wrong. Pat pat. There there, if only you weren't a man?
She's says:
At least I won't die of a heart attack, with people lining up to piss on your grave. Fuck head bladger.
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(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sound..
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When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.
Hurry up I have to shit too, or ..
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when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.
"how was david last night?"
"well, it was kinda weird..."
"..
