Blago

What is Blago?


1.

"A hairstyle characterized by a large clump of hair in the middle but short on the sides"

"I asked my barber to give me the old Blago"

See hair, barber, haircut, fashion

2.

From Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, "blago" is an expletive used when one has bungled something horribly (i.e., an attempt to sell a vacant seat in the Senate to the highest bidder).

"Blago! I burned my goddamned hot dog! That shit was Fucking Golden!"

See fuck, shit, god dammit, hell, son of a bitch

3.

To lie, cheat or steal even when you are bring watched. Derived from Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's name. Even though he knew the feds were watching him, Blagojevich is alleged to have sought bribes in exchange for appointing a replacement for President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat.

Last night when my son was doing chores he started playing video games instead. "Don't Blago me!" I chided him.

See bribe, lie, cheat, steal, politics, santorum

4.

adj. crazy or insane

adv. an action that makes no logical or sane sense

I know Rob loves a good time, but the shit he pulled is just blago.

See crazy, nuts, insane, fucked up, mentally unstable, whack job, loony tunes

5.

(Adj) used to describe a woman who requires expensive dinners, lavish gifts, VIP treatment, in order to date her. She isn’t looking for a traditional relationship; she knows that men want her. She’s obsessed with this power and is often seen strutting through a club, looking for "ballers" in order to get the highest bidder- PAY TO PLAY.

Man, that girl is “blago.” She won’t date you unless you have a BMW M6, buy her Prada and pay her bills.

The club is full of “blago” girls.

See material girl, gold digger, dinner whore, high maintenance

6.

slang for something obviously fucked up or excessively corrupt in an brazen manner. This term stems from the name of the most recent governor to find himself embroiled in scandal, Governor Blagojevich

I can't believe he tried to Blago me. That is straight Blago. Who should we Blago next? I'm going to Blago that bank and walk away with millions. The company Blagoed its shareholders.

See rob, steal, defraud, fuck

7.

an action that is so incredibly stupid that if it did not actually happen, one would not believe it was possible.

I cannot believe that the Governor of Illinois went all Blago and tried to sell a Senate seat.

See stupid, dumb, crazy


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