Blagojevision

What is Blagojevision?

A slightly out-of-phase view on life that leads to stubborn denial of any wrongdoing even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Comes from Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who continually and emphatically declared his innocence, after being accused of corruption.

COP: I pulled you over for going 60 in a 35. I was following you for a mile and i have it on camera.

SKY: No, I'm innocent. You have me confused with someone else.

COP: You have a bad case of Blagojevision.

See blagojevich, illinois, lying, cheating, stealing

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