What is Blahger?
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{pronounced blah-ger} It means extreamly wack. Like totally and utterly wack. The wackest person ever. This word is usally used when teenagers don't want to call their parents 'wack' to their faces to they just say 'blahger'.
Mom: Clean your room!
Teenager : Your such a BLAHGER!!!
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