What is Blair Witch?
1.
Giving a handjob while holding your face right in front of the reciever and staring into his eyes, resembling the telling of a scary story in the dark with a flashlight.
Mike: Dude... last night Bijou gave me a handjob man...
Nate: Sweet man... was it awesome?
Mike: Not really... she gave me a Blair Witch, it was hella scary
Sam: That sucks
Mike: Yeah.. She hauntes my dreams now
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2.
movie that open to theaters in 1998. the story about three student film makers who mysteriously disappeared in the black hills in burttketsville. their film was latter discovered burid under an old house that was first built in the 1800's.
im the blair witch beware my power.
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3.
A movie created out of pure fiction with a story created by the directors in which 3 students went into a forest with film equipment and the crew made scary noises etc. etc. to produce the effect that the kids were being chased or attacked by something.
"I totally saw the Blair Witch in my basement last night!!"
"Dude...that movie was fake..the witch wasn't real, you know that right?"
"Eh....right..I was just testin you guys!"
"Sure..."
4.
something a woman is called when one or many simply dispise that woman's very exisitance
Tom: "Hey Rick, is that your ex"?
Rick: "Nah! It's just the fucking Blair Witch, let's roll."
5.
n.
1. Anything poorly made.
adj. (Blair Witch-ey)
2. To be a simply and utterly appalling actor/actress.
noun.
1. That door is such a blair witch. Look at it, it's falling apart at the hinges!
adj.
2. Did you see that movie 'Tomb Raider'? Yeah, that girl in it was so blair witch-ey.
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