Blairstown

What is Blairstown?


1.

A little town in Northern NJ, mainly comprised of farmers, confused kids who only hang out at the A&P and rich older people. Blairstowns known for sucking kids in and having them go nowhere in life, becoming blairstown losers/bums. Rich preppy kids from Blair Academy waste their parents money on drugs and more drugs.. a nice little town, come visit.

Jay: What are we doing tonight in Blairstown?

Mark: What we do everynight, chill at the A&P parking lot.

Jay: Nice!

See cows, farms, weed, bums

2.

town where Tim Mota resides

Cop: Where are you from?

Driver: Blairstown.

Cop: Huh?

Driver: Where Tim Mota lives.

Cop: Oh right, gotcha. ;)

See tim, eleven, motavation, motivation, sweatervest

3.

A small town in NJ by the Delaware, where all the kids doing nothing with their lives but do drugs, drink, party, and bridge jump. It's so small basically everyone knows everyone. The only places to hang out are Footbridge, A&P, tressels, and the gas stations. Most of the kids are wanna be rednecks, when most of them have never even been on a farm.

All the redneck wanna bees in Blairstown are down at the bridge getting wasted and shooting up.

See blairstown, bridge jumping, drugs, party, tressels


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