Blake Beaver

What is Blake Beaver?


1.

(noun) 1. A star

2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman

3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"

"Blake Beaver, you'll never be a dancer, or a singer!"

"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"

"You don't have what it takes!"

"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."

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