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to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"
My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.
See fuck the dog,..
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When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off qu..
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The act of skipping school and then smoking weed.
"Fuck this next class, let's derp 'n' smerp!"
See skip, bla..