Blake Wheeler

What is Blake Wheeler?


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A badass on the Boston Bruins. Scores goals and then bangs your mom. Was drafted by the Phoenix Coyotesbut then gave them the finger and signed with the Bruins so he could win.

Did you see what Blake Wheeler did?

Yeah, that shit was off the fucking chain.

See your mom, boston


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