What is Blamonx?
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Term used by severely un-hip corporate dullards as an attempt at geekspeak; the appropriate term being hosed. Synonyms include: blasted, toasted, boned, took the pipe, stick-a-fork-in-it-its-done, etc.
Socially challenged minger user: "The file is completely blamonx-ed! I had better call IS to help me!"
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A double slap of the male genitalia forming the shapes of spades on each cheek.
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