Blanch Edit Meaning

1.

to rectally insert drugs as to increase the potency of the chemical or as an alternative to other methods. Yes, people really do this.

Man, blanching those pills got me so much higher than when I swallowed them the other day.

See drugs, high, anus, blanch

2.

usually reffering to a small penis boy. a faggot. a bitch.

center of all jokes

lets make like a tree and blanch the fuck on out of here.

yo that girl is going out with a blanch?

yea she tells me their done in one minute

See wiener, fag, gay, bitch, pork sword

3.

1) To physically or emotionally hurt someone.

2) To perform exceedingly well in a task.

1) Did you see that fight yesterday? That guy got blanched!

2) I'm gonna blanch my driving test.

See merk, shank, smack, hit, kill

4.

Verb. To completely and totally screw something up in a predictible but epic way.

Noun. Broken in a terrible way.

1. So I was trying to untangle these wires when they caught fire, burning the entire building down. I totally blanched the whole thing up.

2. Listen, when you take Sabrina out for dinner - don't blanch it with her.

3. You blanched my computer.

4. Don't blanch my stuff dude, its expensive.

5. I just got into a head on collision. My car is completely blanched now.

See blanch, blanchard, screw up, messed, messed up, mess, jacked, destroy, destroyed, broken, broke, failure, fail

5.

A Blanch is when someone makes a gowing, realizes their blunder, and tries in vain to redeem them selves by making their gowing funny, but only compounds the error. After the failure is realized by bystanders, one or possibly several of them call "Blanch!"

(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)

Example:

James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!

All bystanders: ... Gowing!

James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.

All bystanders: ...

Bystander 1: Blanch!

Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!

See gowing, blanch, cranbrook, andrew

6.

A combination of Blue Cheese and Ranch Dressing sure to please the palette and the stomach. Goes particularly well with cheese fries, wings, jalapeno poppers, and burgers. Can also be used to induce vomiting for extremely intoxicated individuals.

Waitress, can I get a side of Blanch with my fries?

See cheak, hooters, wings, drunk, cheese

7.

when someone says a joke and people laugh. Then someone calls a Gowing cause they thought it was bad, so you call Blanch.

Joke is told,

Laughter,

someone says "Gowing!"

someone else says "BLANCH!"

See gowing, blanch, joke, laughter