What is Bland?
1.
Plain and boring. Not exciting.
Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.
2.
Boring; Lacking taste or flavor or tang.
Most mainstream music is considered "bland" by
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3.
A stereotypical blonde and tan girl. It's completely obvious that she is not naturally blond or tan due to her dark roots and and streaky legs.
A bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from Starbuck's. Most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her augmented breasts.
Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
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A male of caucasian descent, who tends to frequently lie about his life to impress people. He may also pretend to be african-american; trying to rap, freestyle, or dress "black". He is frequently bi-polar in his actions and words, and is annoying quite often.
That Bland kid tried following us to the mall, and wouldn't be quiet about the newest pair of Nike's.
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One big freaking mess
Oh look there goes bland, what a mess
