Bland Job

What is Bland Job?

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."

See hand job, blow job, head, bj, hj

Velvet Patty Wagon

1. The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with. My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon..

Muddy Tugboat

1. Using feces as a lubricant to jack off. Nothing makes me cum faster than the muddy tugboat. See masturbation, feces, jacking-off, poop..

Feeto

1. <Several> 1. Used to describe someone or something (or group of things or people) that are unlikeable, ugly or just plain stupid...

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