What is Blanderspotchen?
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When a pregnant woman gets so angry, she has a spontaneous miscarriage. The resulting fetus on the floor is 'blanderspotchen'.
My baby momma got so angry last night that she popped out some blanderspotchen. At least I don't have to take care of another baby.
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the act of playing with your genital organs in order to get pleasure
If I see you playing with yourself I'll get all turned up.
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