Blanecdote

What is Blanecdote?

Combination of Bland and Anecdote: a long, drawn out story about nothing in particular.

"...then I ate a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, then I took a nap, then I went to the supermarket. I bought some apples and milk and bread..."

You later tell your friends, "Man, what a blanecdote she told me."

See boring, lame, story

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