Blang

What is Blang?


1.

Secondhand (used or stolen) bling;

Commonplace bling; Tired, outdated bling;

Scratch, dent or crack damaged closeout bling;

Knock-off, wanna-bebling from the 99c Store.

Like costume jewelry, it don't sparkand catch the eye;

but with dark glasses, you pimpin',

PAUL CROUCH ON TBN: " Mr. Twhy don't you wear all those gold chains that you are known for anymore? You look 50 pounds lighter!"

MR. T: Well, Paul, after I saw all the sufferin' in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, I decided right then that bling was BLANG. I couldn't flaunt my wealth in the face of all that suffering."

(Besides, them niggas'll kill ya.)

See blingo, bingo, bango, banjo

2.

cheap bling

that ring from the quarter machine is so blang

3.

Swedish adjective for a person who's both exceptionally tall and blonde.

"Hey, check out that guy! Man, he's tall - and blonde!"

"Yeah, I know. That's Jonas. He's so blång."

See blang, tall, blonde, light, hair, swedish

4.

One's bling that has been pawned and resold.

You see that guy's bling? Yea, that's my blang.

5.

cheap, tacky, ersatz or plastic immitation bling; especially referring to wannabe trendies.

Every time I turned around, there she was - the latter-day groupie. Her vapid prattle was damned annoying, but it was her blang that shouted "Airhead! Airhead!"

6.

Slang words used in the black community

Slang words made popular through hip-hop and rap, such as bling-bling, crunk, and fo' shizzle, are considered blang.

See slang, black, bling, crunk, shizzle

7.

A stupid person, the act of being stupid

"your sucha a blang "

See stupid, funny, blang, person, silly


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