Blanger

What is Blanger?


1.

A kind of bra for the male population, worn on the inside of the pants.

JF: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?

JW: Well I use a blanger of course!

JF: A what? Blanger?

JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….

See bra, nuts, balls

2.

A kind of brazier, worn on the inside of the pants.

John Farmer: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?

Jeff Wood: Well I use a blanger of course!

JF: A what? Blanger?

JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….

See bra, nuts, balls

3.

adjective a derogatory term for a police officer.

I think the blanger's are behind us.

4.

officially known as a bloody wanger. This is when a girl is woken up by her lover in the early hours of the morning by being wanged round the face by the blood crusted condom they used the night before.

So... how do you like your condoms in the morning?

(slap)

fuck off u blanger!

5.

The grouping of Blackness and Anger.

A fraise used to point out or describe an African American when they are angry.

A way to describe the unique way in which an African American gets angry

Dude I’m fucking scared that guy has Blanger

See blangry, mangry, changry, angry, anger


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