Blanket Disease

What is Blanket Disease?

The lines on your face when you sleep too long in one position. Comes from sleeping on a crumpled up blanket or pillow case.

After having sex he fell asleep and woke up with blanket disease all over his face.

Zroune

1. to text message whilst asleep "sleeptexting" i woke up this morning and realised i'd been zrouneing all night, you dont..

Meat Mallet

1. When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis. "That guy I met last night gave me a meat mallet" See meat, mallet, fac..

Balls Are Touching

1. When the balls of 2 male participants in a threesome touch. Making them gay. "Its not gay unless the balls touch." Balls are..

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