Blanket Ripper

What is Blanket Ripper?


1.

An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.

Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.

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