Blanket Ripper

What is Blanket Ripper?


1.

An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.

Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.

See euphemism, profanity, slang


36

Random Words:

1. A locallectual is a person who is knowledgeable in all things local. They use this knowledge to have the drive to shop local, eat local,..
1. (n) - a sickly looking, self deluded person, usually male. Commonly uses cliched, bombastic humour as an attempt to unsucessfully belitt..
1. "nguoi" is Vietnamese for "people or person" Nguoi em yeu = the Person I love See nguoi..