Blant

What is Blant?


1.

A description of a blunt being typed on a work computer that may be keylogging.

Gabe: Let's smoke a blunt later

Mike: Don't talk about weed to me when I'm at work someone might be watching.

Gabe: OK, Wanna smoke a blant later?

See blunt, spliff, weed, pot, ganja

2.

A web log (blog)entry that is used to complain about something ( rant).

I'm going to write a blant about the amount of penguin movies there are.

See blog, weblog, log, rant

3.

N. A blunt (marijuana rolled cigar)

Pronounced Bah-lant with stress on the (ah) similiar to the noise a sheep makes.

Person 1: I'm about to blaze this blunt.

Foreigner 1: You mean to say you are smoking thee blant.

See blunt, hash, cigar, weed, motha, mota, joint, doobie

4.

The combination of a blog and a rant. Part blog, part rant. The word came up by accedent while combining the two.

"Did you read's Mike's latest blant? He really let his opinions out of the box this time."

See blog, rant, bitchfest, rave, gripe

5.

To be boring, blank, usless, stupid, pointless.

"That christmas party was blant"

^ Referring to as 'The Christmas party was boring, or a waste of time.'

6.

A Black Female that has a white niece or nephew

BBN - "Quinetella Jones white sista in law just had a baby girl."

Snoflake - "Humpf, Quinetella Jones is now a Blant".

See white, black, niece, nephew, sista

7.

A Black Female that has a white niece or nephew

BBN - "Quinetella Jones white sista in law just had a baby girl."

Snoflake - "Humpf, Quinetella Jones is now a Blant".

See white, black, niece, nephew, sista


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