Blanus

What is Blanus?


1.

the result of too much homosexual but f*cking. It derives from "beeding anus".

Steve: "owwww stop Mick you'll give me a blanus!!!"

Mick: "That was the general idea..."

See Sharon

2.

After consuming too much liquid, your bladder somehow expands to connect to your anus - making it a blanus. Its very birdlike.

16 glasses of water a day has turned my bladder into a blanus.

See ass, anus, bladder, pee, urine, bird

3.

An unnaturaly open space between the Blah and anus.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to tear you a blanus!

Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!

See blah, vagina, blandzing, kinky


33

Random Words:

1. The act of someone falling face first into hard ground in an embarrassing manner. WOW! Did you just see James eat dick trying to jump t..
1. used by My Chemical Romance fans instead of oh my god. *MCR is my way* - OH MY GERARD MCR are coming to LONDON!!!!! *Batty* - OH MY CH..
1. A person who asks annoying, simple questions, in a manner that is contrary to the forum topic. I can't believe that noob-troll jus..