Blanus

What is Blanus?


1.

the result of too much homosexual but f*cking. It derives from "beeding anus".

Steve: "owwww stop Mick you'll give me a blanus!!!"

Mick: "That was the general idea..."

See Sharon

2.

After consuming too much liquid, your bladder somehow expands to connect to your anus - making it a blanus. Its very birdlike.

16 glasses of water a day has turned my bladder into a blanus.

See ass, anus, bladder, pee, urine, bird

3.

An unnaturaly open space between the Blah and anus.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to tear you a blanus!

Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!

See blah, vagina, blandzing, kinky


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