What is Blanus?
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the result of too much homosexual but f*cking. It derives from "beeding anus".
Steve: "owwww stop Mick you'll give me a blanus!!!"
Mick: "That was the general idea..."
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After consuming too much liquid, your bladder somehow expands to connect to your anus - making it a blanus. Its very birdlike.
16 glasses of water a day has turned my bladder into a blanus.
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An unnaturaly open space between the
If you don't shut up, I'm going to tear you a blanus!
Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!
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A lesbian.
Origin from the Middle-England Conservative ladies in the Tv show 'Little Britain'. Now common slang in London.
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The default name given to a person who is an asshat when their proper name is not known.
Jonny Asshat over there has his head way up hi..
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The last name of royalty. There is no asking which Mauterstock when looking in the phone book because there are no other Mauterstocks.
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