Blap

What is Blap?


1.

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face

She was talkin dirty so I blapped her

See duder

2.

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.

Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

See blp, blapp, cockslap, cockdrop

3.

The sound a person makes when they imitate fireing a pistol.

1. The gun sounds like "Blap, Blap, Blap".

2. I wipped out my pistol and Blap, Blap, Blap I shot the man down.

3. I pointed it at him and Blap I shot him dead.

4.

To slap your cock against a woman's face.

Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*

5.

To destroy your opponent with ease. Used in online games.

<banaj> i blapped that rogue in 2 spells

See annihilate, obliterate, eradicate, destroy, own

6.

1. A comical, grotesque noise blurted out by someone performing fellatio who has justed gagged on a penis; caused by accidentally swallowing too much of a penis shaft in an attempt to deepthroat.

2. The comical noise released when someone performing fellatio gags on a penis.

Jane: I tried to deepthroat Jimmy last night while i was blowing him but swallowed too much penis and gagged.

Sqhaniqua: Girl, thats a BLAP!!!!

Jimmy: Yo son, Jane blapped on my mans last night. I was kind of embarrassed for her.

Tom: Some girls just cant handle the deepthroat dawg!

See deepthroat, blow job, head, fellatio, balls

7.

The art of slapping some across the face with your penis, they then become your bitch.

Shags was pissing me off, so i blapped him with my meatsword. He is now my bitch. I pwned him

See blap, meatsword, shags, shag, craig, matt, brap, bitch, pwned


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