Blaps

What is Blaps?


1.

to hit or slap someone round the face.

"i'm gonna blaps you up good"

See taxi

2.

to smack someone in the face !!

blaps u on da head blad

3.

A term commonly employed by chavs or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.

Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".

This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.

"i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"

See chav, slap, hit, innit, safe, bling, spec

4.

same as "brap" just sounds better!

that left bomb was sikk blaps blaps!!

See blaps, bomb, sick, choong, dro, brap, poomplex, tight

5.

"to cap one", or "bust a cap", or "waste a sucka".

Blaps is the mechanism of said cappage.

To slay a fellow using a "gun" or banana ("a projectile weapon")

Kill, Shoot, slay, vanquish, cap, execute, waste,

(Ex)terminate, "take care of", decimate, massacre, murder, dispatch, liquidate, slaughter, eviscerate.

"Yo Bitch let's go blapsanigga"

"What up my fellow, shall we dally on out for a blaps"

"Those caps'n need blapsin' chap"

"Afternoon' sir, would you care to transfer ownership of your vehicle or succumb to the blapsanisation of your personage."

"Golly, jeeves, i do say there seems to have been an excess of blappage in the vicinity"

See blaps, blapper

6.

a piece of fake crack,anything that can be passed of as a rock to the unwary buyer

i sold em two blaps for forty and the dumb motherfucker came back and bought another


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