Blapse

What is Blapse?


1.

to hit, punch. from the greek blapto - to hurt or harm

I blapsed this rudeboy

2.

to hit

to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.

He's just blapsing it.

Don't make me blapse you babylon.

See spencer

3.

to strike or slap the victim's face with the shaft of an erect penis. Can often cause severe damage to the shaft but most find the act worth it as the "blapsee" is officially your biatch from that point forward.

"I'm at the hospital"

"oh you poor thing what happened?"

"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"

"o__O ..."

See jobby, mushroom thump, ghandi, t-bag

4.

to sweep ones flat hand across a unsuspecting victim's face, palm to face, as if to close their eyes.

an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.

if thou dost not stop these insults one shall blapse up your head, BO!

5.

to make love to / fuck a member of the opposite sex

i blapsed this fat girl last night...

6.

To provide pleasure for a woman who is under the illusion she is catching the bargs!

Girl 1 to Girl 2: did you blapse hi last night?

Girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i'll see him soon.

Girl 1 to girl 2: so you'll call him?

Girl 2 to Girl 1: eeer, yeah but he'll call me first...obviously!


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