Blaptop

What is Blaptop?

A black person's laptop aka a T-mobile Sidekick.

"Yo!! You check out Shahid's new blaptop! That ish is bangin!"

QFT!

See sidekick, laptop, booty, t-mobile, Ulrick

Donkey Sanchez

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Lobster Penis

1. a condition characterized by having a large, red weewee Golly gee,Jean,you have a lobster penis! See red rocket, red lobster..

Post Turtle

1. A turtle balanced on top of a fence post While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught ..

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