What is Blardonay Night?
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A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.
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Random Words:
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an overly aggressive African male suitor. Usually ugly as sin and/or old enough to be your father
That zebra chaser called me 10 times ..