Blarf Edit Meaning

1.

When a man receives oral sex while vomitting.

John received a blarf after eating oysters and hiring a hooker.

2.

When you barf and laugh at the same time. Truly disasterous.

the party was so mindblowing I blarfed at one point, spraying chucks every which way. Good thing it isn't my house.

3.

The unavoidable product ( vomit) of reading too many pretentious bloggs.

The latest entry was so pretentious it made me blarf.

See barf, vomit, puke, purge, blogg

4.

The act of throwing up, puking or perhaps getting sick.

"Oh my god, I haven't felt good all night. Be right back! I think i'm about to blarf!"

"Hold on, I think I have to blarf..."

See blarf, getting sick, gross

5.

The phenomenon that takes place when smoking a blunt you just can't handle and you vomit.

"hphhhhhhhhhh.... braaaaaaaach" "dude! go easier so you don't blarf again"

See blunt, barf, vomit, weed, high

6.

The act of Blarf.

OR

The expression of Blarf.

Hey janathan.. blarf

See nart, yart, jonathan, sniper

7.

when you take a shit and you can't hold in your puke so you turn around and barf all on the shit you just took.

Jim M got to drunk and shit then turned around w/ his pants down and barf on his shit in cape may new jersey bitch.