What is Blargonkey?
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A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.
Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.
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The act of spiking a football in your partners face at the point of climax, thus breaking their nose.
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