Blark Edit Meaning

1.

Malgamation of the words Bleak and Dark insinuating soemthing so horrendous it is beyond description of the above words individually so they are used collectively

If you are really really broke. My finances are pretty Blark at the minute

See bleak, dark

2.

The most common noise emitted by a whale, specifically one of female gender. Over time the word has become used to refer to the actual whaleitself as well. The weapon of choice for hunting whales is the harpoon.

(1) As a noise emitted by a whale:

Eric: "Hey ladies, how's it going?"

Whale 1: "Blark?!"

Whale 2: "Blark?!"

Pat: "Sweet!"

(2) As a reference to a whale

Justin: "Yo Ahab, want to harpoon that blark at your 6?"

See whale, fatty, free willie, lard ass, obese

3.

A synonym to "what" when it would be used with an exclamation point and a question mark.

Guy: I'm sorry, but it's just not working out.

Girl: Blark!?

See what, huh?, repeat

4.

Fellatio given violently in which a loud gagging sound is made. Said act is usually followed by vomitting.

There was vomit at the base of my penis from the blark she gave me.

5.

5 o'cock beaver shadow on an Afro-American

She must have had that bastard waxed overa week ago, i could sand my nose offon her blark

6.

To go on and on and on in mindless babble to a friend who likes to pretend they are sympathizing.

God, I can't believe Travis puts up with all my blarking."

See ramble, babble, rant, vent, discuss

7.

How a dark skinned person would refer to themselves

Good afternoon old chap, i'm blark your a snowman

See Winston