Blarkin

What is Blarkin?

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A Blarkin is a verb where a person is blue-balled, or where a person thinks they are going to get laid but it ends up failing, and in their outrage and pure drunkenness, the person punches a hole in the wall.

Sam: "What happened here?" (as he points to a hole in the wall

Derek: "Bob got pissed last night and pulled a BLarkin when Sandra turned him down"

Sam: "Shiiiiiii"

See hole, blue-balls, drunk, punch, wall
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