What is Blarkin Mcglurkin?
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When a chick is drunkenly giving you dome on St. Patty's day, and the force of your piece on the pack of her throat forces her to vomit green beer and phlegm.
Your sister totally Blarkin Mcglurkin'd, dude. It was so fucking gross. Last time I let her blow me.
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the ironic act of repeatedly being rammed in the ass prior to marriage in order to "preserve" one's virginity and integr..