What is Blarp?
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a word some old friends use to use during odd silence.
from the movie "Lost in Space" a little creature later in the movie makes the noise.
*odd silence* "Blarrrrp!"
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The blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub.
Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.
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The differnece between soysauce, and the sauce that has yet to be soyed.
Does this sauce contain blarp?
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When you have a shitty outlook on life
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