Blarpkin

What is Blarpkin?

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

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Flying Cock Monkey

1. some one who bothers you and wont leave you alone. your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monke..

Ieeyit

1. idiot "Steven is an ieeyit'" ...ieeyit lolz See idiot, stupid, homosex, steven, poopy..

Volleyball Knee

1. the disgusting smell that comes from your knees/knee pads after a good day of practice. after practice "im taking off my knee pad..

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