Blarpkin

What is Blarpkin?

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

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Hardcore Mack

1. For a man to intensly hit on a girl.(hardcore) Damn, that girl is fine. I'm about to hardcore mack her. See hardcore, mack, mack..

Youraloser

1. What I say to becky when she does something stupid Youraloser for saying 'fucktros'..

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