Blarpkin

What is Blarpkin?


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Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

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