Blarpkin

What is Blarpkin?

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

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W G

1. WG is the letter definition for white girl. WG is used as the short form. Look at that WG...shes is hott like hot cross buns....whatt..

Heat-seeking Moisture Missile

1. An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love, Ant: prick Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile..

Fucktapated

1. to be not right,screwed up that boy drank to much, he's fucktapated See retarded, dumb, koskhol, damaged, discombobulated..

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