Blarpkin

What is Blarpkin?

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

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Shit Buddy

1. Someone that takes a poop right next to you, usually in a public bathroom so that you are in adjacent stalls. 1 Dude i really got to po..

Poop Job

1. when a girl forces a guy to poop in her mouth, then demands to give the guy head with her poop-filled mouth. normal men will object, but..

Average Speed

1. something that is true "average speed that's true you know r r r" See heh..

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