What is Blart?
1.
Female
I was checking the security cameras and I saw this fucking gorgeous blart bend over the freezer
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2.
A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.
After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.
3.
one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England.
"how man lets get wersels in there man it's wall to wall wi blart"
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4.
Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.
He looked worn oot. Glimmers like a pair of sheep's blarts.
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1. Women collectively, particularly the selection of women inhabiting a given location or establishment.
2. The female reproductive gash.
1. Bloody hell, James! This place is crawling with blart.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.
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6.
1. an anticipated flatus (fart) expelled through the anus, but resulting in a large expulsion of feces.
2. a big, lurid, shart.
I really gotta go badly!!! (blart)
Oops! Too late.. I blarted. =/
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7.
a large, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart
(a combination of "big loud fart". Also derived from the slang term, "shart")
"OMG, how embarrassing! As I sat down, I blarted hella loud during class =( "
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1.
Quite simply, a joint. Either hashish or weed.
I really fancy a nice blarty!
