What is Blarted?
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One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.
Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you
beanhead !" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.
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