Blarting

What is Blarting?


1.

To cry your eyes out

"Stop blarting, little Johnny!"

2.

The act of a male and female chest being pressed togeter making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercoarse.

The two lovers were wrestling when the boobs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.

See fart, farting, boobs, chest, sex, fucking

3.

the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.

damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut!

See blart, blarted, fart, gas, farted, farting


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