Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Quabbing

1. Groping in a group of four AKA Quadragroping Josh, Julia, Amy and Shelle were doing some serious quabbing at the party last night See..

Joppe

1. Awsome dude that actually kept awake just to listen to Radio Free Zionand didn't stop listening until after 3842 minutes! Joppe: &..

Offensitive

1. The condition of someone who is looking for a reason to be offended, usually for martyr-dumb or monetary gains Don't say 'chi..

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