Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Znort

1. The correct pronunciation of snort. Let's get us some P bro and znort that shnit. 2. A mispelling of "Snort" used in a..

Zinshi

1. ugly Shrek and Fiona are very zinshi. See hidious, repulsive, unattractive..

Driveway Penis

1. An expensive or sporty car purchased to make up for one's sexual inadequacy. Bill' new corvette is a real driveway penis. Se..

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