Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Hot Face

1. Heather Swensen, a young hot ass who attends batavia high school, along with her praiseworthy brother michael, who is also a very nice p..

Goatmanity

1. A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oati..

Loose Poopie

1. Synonymous with diareara. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant. Plural: Loose Poopies I've gotta s..

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