Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

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1. a term used to describe excessive masturbation, often times performed alone, late at night, in a dark corner of your living room or dog ..

W.a.n.s

1. acronym for Whack Ass Nigga(s) Person 1:yo there goes LemanJellow Person 2:dont call him over here, he is a W.A.N.s See whack, lame, ..

Grisel

1. Meaning a girl that is afraid of what people might think of her. Quiet, shy. Doesn't have much friends because of the fact that ..

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