What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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one who goes to college cuz of a quota system, not cuz they are good enuf, m'kay.
You dont know shit, you quota bitch!
See quota,..
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Englishified V. - 1. Act of translating text into english from another language. 2. Changing of a different speech to english
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