What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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Really, really horrible acne.
My friend and were writing something and she spelled exuberance wrong, and we thought it sounded funny.....
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a cock that is so long that it shifts the inernal organs when you plunge it in and out
dude, i stuffed my kidney stroker so far up her ..
