Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Ufd

1. Unconventional Face Decorations. If someone has blackberries smeared over their face, that could be called UFD. See face, funny, cooli..

Mbfam

1. Text short cut for "My Brother From Another Mother" How RU MBFAM? Hope 2CU soon. L8R See friend, brother, family, greetings,..

Namani

1. 1. weird dude that thinks he's all that. 2. ugly 3. fat he's soooo namani. =) ahaha iloveyouu<3 See pooo, ew, yee, uh..

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