What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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the third Saturday of every month when the men celebrate the bitches
bitches day is for bitches
See bitches, day, bitch, diaz, days..
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The quality, and/or ability to, suck incredibly.
B0b, in his limitless stupidity, is quite bobbytacular...
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A grouping of words to symbolize someone getting up in the morning and realizing that they just missed class.
Ex: Person 1: Oh man what..
