What is Blartkin?
1.
Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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The act of taking one's penis and using it as a ram rod in another dude's ass
Dont bend over. That guy that just walked past..
1.
exclamation used to have system users exit, so that a data update can be processed
Merlin: "everybody out !"
Dave: "e..
