What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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Australian slang.
A male urinating.
I'II just drain the spuds and be back soon.
See piss, urine, urinate, pee, pissing..
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Babykins + Babykins = Babyki
Babykins - Babykins = sadness
A scientific theorum proven by Babyki.
e.g Kinsian theorum proves that bab..