What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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a man that is the size of sasquatch but has a chode.
Wow that kid is such a Mike Triola!
See mike, sasquatch, triole, chode..
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a shit hole town, that was founded in the 1800's. known for artifacts and skanks
New Harmony, IN. 47631
See shit-hole, old, dirty..
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When someone puts you down, insults you or stresses on you for no reason. Usually caused by the female menstrual cycle (set to 'hea..
