What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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when a girl licks a mans balls after a hot salty day.
girl i gots some sodium waiting for your mouth
See Reuben..
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Bitchie Sluty Whore
In short term: B.S.W.
Seen that girl lately, well probablly not because it was dark.
See hitler..