What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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Random Words:
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1. (n.) One who is four times the douche of a regular douche. Sometimes a result by frequent contact with many Poo Dawgs or "poo da..
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Dick to the Face. To have worn features.To have voluptous lips.
1. She looks like she's taken a few D's to the F.
2. She loo..
