What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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when you are getting your dick sucked and your girl/man is so drunk that she decides to puke all over you and your dick
Man Sam just we..
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Where every man aspires to pass through. Pearly panty gates is my personal term.
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beard..
