Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Alanah

1. Super awesome. Alanah is super awesome. See cool, awesome, rad, amazing 2. A name generally given to women of a promiscuous nature. ..

Nuber Nub

1. The combination of both Nub and Uber then the single word Nub Dude Nick stop being such a nuber nub See nuber, nub, omg, noob, compute..

Iron Promise

1. A hand gun, or a bullet. "Some hiding spot off underground, an open plot I could climb into; an iron promise in my mouth." ..

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