Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

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1. a ghetto ass bus, or a school bus, or even a city bus Shit man, I gotta ride da scatalack. See scraper, hella, bus, yellow bus, beezy..

Teetime

1. The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m. "Co..

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