Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Nullest

1. When someone is really awesome. They exhibit traits of extreme intelligence, sexiness, and just outright fucking awesomeness. Yo, that ..

Homish

1. to be gay or homosexual, or something is gay. That's mighty homish See Tom 2. For a guy act gay, poofy, girly or generally minc..

Zwirtz

1. Zits on the buttoxwhich were recently popped by sitting down. "Dude look at the way Jim is squirming in his chair- he totally has ..

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