Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

I Already Had Him

1. Previously defeated the person in question. I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I ALREADY HAD HIM. I don't think so. Oh HE..

Kream

1. used to describe the beating of an opponent by a lot. Jenny is kreaming Clark at scrabble. See cream..

Uberpal

1. This word was conned by me and a "online" friend, we decided that, we call people that we know in flesh and blood "real&q..

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