What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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When jizz dries on one's dick tip from beating off the night before. When they wake up the next morning and try to piss, it comes o..
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Any type of good Marijuana; Dro, G-weed or anything else.
"Smoke catapillar got me high like 10 feet."
young $tunna
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