What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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Stuff stuck in one's teeth. In need of a toothpick.
The person you are with has just had something to eat and there is green crap ..
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an AWESOME name to call chris!
"Chris you peckermuncher!"
See pecker, peckerhead, emily, kelsey, paige..
