What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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Dick slapping a bitch with shit all over your cock.
"After I rammed that chick from behind I pulled the move Jamed Sanchez on her...
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A fad that's no longer coolor interesting.
With the internet and life becoming more and more interconnected -- fads no longer last..
