Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Gargalina

1. 1.) Someone who is a complete jackass. Synonyms: dill-snipdumb-assherb 2.) Refering to someone who gargles testicles. From the slang s..

Bliggarette

1. A cigarette sized blunt... Erica and Joe were gonna smoke a blunt. Erica broke the shell, thus leaving her to try and salvage it, and i..

Faeces

1. A lump of steaming shit. My kid just laid faeces on your mum's clothes. Steaming... 2. The brown stuff that comes out of your b..

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