What is Blartkin?
1.
Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
See
Random Words:
1.
slutty ass cunt nigga face. or anything that you want it to be.
that loadmuffin's clit stank like jose posada.
See clit, pussy, v..
1.
The extremely frequent phone calls that take place between a mother and daughter, especially when the daughter moves out of the house or..
