What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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An extreme exclamation for strong feelings, such as anger, sadness, or sexual frusteration.
Darwid: ARGHFUGGLES!!!
Laura: What?
Darwi..
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When the inside of your place or ridesmells like some sweet, stinky bud. This is why you always have air freshner.
"Damn dude, you..
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A string of words influenced by Jamaican slang which are used to project anger or dissapointment at another person.
Person 1: Wayasay y..
