What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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to take a penis anally/vaginally whilst performing oral sex on a penis
sarah was on the spit with anthony and vincent
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the practice involving 2 guys and a girl where the two guys enter both ends, insert, and take a piss inside while uncorking/spinning/plu..
