Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Alaskan Corn Husker

1. When one person is giving a handjob to two guys and then right before they get off the person puts it in their nose, snorts it, and then..

Myisha

1. A girl that is sprung off a short ass boy named Jo-Nathan. The only boy that Myisha can get is this miget boy named Jo-Nathan. See jal..

Irish Houdini

1. When engaged in doggy style sex, anal optional, you pull out right before ejaculation and vomit on the victims backside, and when they t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Blartkin Edit Meaning