What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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when u drive home after getting drunk without going over the speed limit or kill anyone
wow he pulled a 65 on a 40
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A bobby pin used in place of a roach clip.
Dude, we didn't have a roach clip for the joint but luckily Rachel had a bobby clip in ..
