Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Masticulate

1. when a megaladon bites a human testicle the megaladon decided it was a good idea to masticulate the lonesome diver...

Inigo

1. A person that does not eat large amounts of food at a chinease resturant, when obviously one should. "whyd they choose the buffet ..

Volrath

1. When you do absolutely nothing but say weird stuff but still get pussy like flys on meat. Man, Matt's such a volrath, he talks abo..

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