Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

I-tal

1. A Rasta philosophy/teaching meaning "vital". its the act of eating all pure/organic foods. often asociated with being vegan bu..

Happy Little Acorns

1. refers to dried mushroom button caps. We ate the happy little acorns, and were shrooming all night! See Kat..

Nexis

1. Someone who is full of more shit then a colostomy bag but does the hacker/phreaking community a great service by hosting fucktron.biz S..

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