Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Swagajig

1. To take a sip of a beverage. To bum a sip of a beverage from another person. See also Swigajag for cigarette bumming. "Hey let m..

It Was Fun

1. A follow up after you break up with someone (If you're a complete douche bag). Girl: "I'm sorry this didn't work ou..

W&j

1. Wiggle and Jiggle. A sexy way for a woman to walk that includes thrust-out tits and a swaying ass. That slut has the w&j down. Se..

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