Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Unsex

1. The opposite of sexin. It is known to make people shorter. If some people were to have sex, their sexin levels would go through the roof..

Zombie Dream Headache

1. The stuffy, foggy head pain resulting from a night of zombie dreams. Fighting friends who turned into zombies, in your zombie movie lik..

W.a.n

1. what a nigga yo matty look, WAN!..

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