What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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The Day I either made the best or worst choice in my life. I promise you Ill know by the time Im 40.
Either way today is cursed.
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Variant of Queer. Can mean a homosexual but more likely to mean a strange fish, oddball, wierdo, more unsettling to meet than your typic..
