Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Zoohi

1. A wannabe 11 year old who plays Habboand thinks she is e-famous! ZoOhI: I'm soo E-Famous Person: No your not you wannabe slag. S..

Vag Grab

1. When you grab someone's vagina. Hey that vag grab was totally awesome a.k.a he! See vagina, vag, grab, hand, he..

Loepa

1. crazy,weird,have lost it... Dude, I saw a girl with three legs today. Man, you are loepa! I think about getting an extra nipple implan..

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