Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Jaund

1. Cool item. look at this jaund...it's off the hook See big poppa 2. joint lets spark this jaund See big poppa..

'tard Patch

1. When you have sex with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. The smell of the 'tard pa..

Reading The Economist

1. Can be used in two ways: 1. Describes a sexual act that could have occurred between two close friends as they share a shower together w..

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