What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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(cray-ter fayse);one whose head may be deeply impacted by one of a somewhat larger force (acne, meteor)
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The act of intercepting the opposing team’s pass in Blitz 2000 or Blitz 2001 with St. Louis Rams defensive back Dexter McCleon.
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