Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Yerrible

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Posfoc

1. Piece of Shit Full of Crap, to define the a mountain of crap, from which being a piece of shit aint good enough. Hey Emily, stop being ..

Azbastid

1. A troubled and arrogant internet troll from Arizona who believes the internet is a source and forum for his repressed sexual frustration..

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