Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Arelextyn

1. The act of sexual intercourse, while trippin on acid. I was trippin ballz last night, and I totally arelextyned that bitch. See sex, f..

Loggamer

1. Awsome person who resides on GameFaqs' many message boards. Those who speak with him gain unexplained enlightenment. LogGamer is s..

Zacharius

1. A male who's original name is Zachary. This person tends to be very boring, but is a very nice person. Shawn: Entertain me! Zach..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Blartkin Edit Meaning