Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Lesm

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Zeria

1. One awesome person. Has a great personality. Fun to be around. Doesn't like to wait for anybody. Likes to do her own thing. Mann..

Adorafuckable

1. n. The state of being simultaneously labeled extremely cute and extremely sexually arousing. Guy 1: Have you ever met my friend Cathy? ..

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