What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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1. A person who is obsesed with anime and instead of finding real life guys attractive, she finds cartoon characters i.e. manga, hentai ..
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The act of tricking with whores or being tricked.
Let's go mess with these triznites
That bitch right there is a high class trizn..