What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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Random Words:
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when you go on youtube to watch videos(youtube CAT videos?) and you end up on a completely different subject
guy1:hey look, funny cats
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1. Doing it big.
2. playing a sport at your full potential.
1. Kanye West is always doin it godzilla big head man
2. Kobe Bryant was ..
