Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Artardument

1. An argument with a person you swear is retarded...but cannot be scientifically proven to have down's syndrome. I got in an artardu..

Red Line

1. The branch of the CTA's elevated service that runs from Howard Street to 95th/Dan Ryan. It includes a subway portion inside the Lo..

Nippus Maximus

1. The tip of an erect nipple My nippus maximus seems to have poped this small childs baloon See nipple, maximus, tits, hard, kitten..

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