What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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The way you order food in a chinese restaurant.
I wanted the mushu but the lady wanted me to Order by number!!!
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For programming ge..
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Expression of approval for an unsocial or illegal act. Often accompanied by the swirling of a tongue round a crusty gob or the violent s..
