Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Yammi

1. to go down orally on a female.....to eat their cunt furiously. Hey, did you yammi that chick last nite. See sex, oral, vagina, pussy, ..

Lolmarolf

1. abbreviation of laughing out lout my ass rolling off the floor sample: - GeneralGrievous 04/21/2008 - 05:59 axe this is for u 04/21..

Tuscan Melt

1. When two italian guys, preferably from Tuscany, give a girl a facial on a really hot summer day, resulting in the jizz spreading and hea..

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