Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Stfuyfbcs

1. shut the fuck up you stupid bitch cock sucker "shut the fuck up you stupid bitch cock sucker" when you want to use most of th..

Otherish

1. This is the true opposite of selfish. Synonymous with selfless. A selfless person thinks less about himself. But there is still some ..

U Mo Fo

1. short for "you mother fucker" you told her u mo fo 2. commonly used when too intoxicated to get out mother fucker move mo ..

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