Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

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Tesa

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Jore

1. adj. 1. a synonym to the phrase "insignificant dirt" or "piece of shit." 2.To be worthless or useless. 3.Somethi..

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