What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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T shaped machine gun, usually an uzi or mac
Zap is also used for short
I'm in the cadillac smashing with the zap hammer on my lap..
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An unkept bush that can grow up to 5 ft 3
"Zac, don't try and get with that girl, she has a vagina tree"
See vagina, tr..
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A stingy black person.
Nathan was a niggardly nigger.
See nigger, niggard, negro, stingy, scrooge, miser, martha stewart..
