Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

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[sm]

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Blizzowjobicle

1. A blowjob. Putting her mouth around my manly part, the Swedish babe proceeded to give me a blizzowjobicle...

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