Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Nerdlry

1. Hardware that is worn at all times but never used. For example: Blue tooth, flash drive necklaces, etc. Stuart's nerdlry adds up ..

Quintence

1. A grouping of follicles that primary spawn from the scalps of mammals. In its most natural form it comes in shades of red, blond, brown,..

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