What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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One of the more irritating common misconceptions. 'Ye', as an old english word, meant 'you'. It has never meant &apo..
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Beautiful woman who goes to clubs and dances seductively. Will have sex for money. In prostitute family. No pimp involved.
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