What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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A sexy boy that has alot of sex
I wish i would get as much action as a "Zach Herbaugh"
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The default explanation for an electoral defeat given by a losing candidate for public office.
Reporter: "But you lost the electio..
