What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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Slang for boots; Shoes worn during the act of beating up a nancy
Put on your nancy stompers and lets go kick some ass!
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When the semen is about ready to ejaculate and then someone walks in causing you to stop during ejaculation so your semen will slide dow..
