What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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When you squat over somebody, put your balls into that somebodys mouth and shake your ass - that is called a cambodian mouthwash.
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Someone who wields a glocksejos
Will you be a glocksejador on my behalf?
See glocksejador, advice, gun, glock..
