Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Twerkin'

1. to do your shit like a mutha fuckin professional Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day. See Lenny 2...

Oxymoral

1. 1. Moral principles, beliefs or behavior which are contradictory or hypocritical in nature. 2. An ethical paradox. Etymology: A gram..

Heckofalottamore

1. in additon to; way more Moving the date up gave me a heckofalottamore work to do to get things ready in time. See additional, more, ex..

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