What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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It's a darker brown! duh
look at a crayon..a dark brown crayon..
its brown..but dark..get it?!?!
See brown, crayon, like, red, b..
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The scientific term of a fetus growing in your anus. also a thrash band from hull.
"Damn! i shunt of got bummed! i've got int..
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When a man and his girl are in doggy style, man stops to go to the bathroom but has a friend resume. The man then runs outside, knocks o..
