What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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Something really fucked up.
Oh my God!!!! Did you see that lady spit a quarter out of her vagina? That was some ho ass shit.
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Dude...
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Invercargill, the Southernmost city in New Zealand, perhaps the world!
I'm off to Invercargill!
Invercargill is the best place on..
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The fear of a gay and emo person.
Nate has gaymophobia.
See gay, fear, emo, bi, gaymo..
