What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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Random Words:
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Someone with a penis over 10 inches in length.
The pornstar had a dick so big, the female pornstar estimated it to be a king konger.
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Used when you want to show the best love for someone. Ai means love in Japanese and Chinese. Love also means love in English. And yeu me..
