Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Earful

1. –noun, plural -fuls. 1. The act of ejaculating into the ear of your sexual partner. 2. a shot of semen in the ear - used as a scolding..

Unimoob

1. A single man boob. Very awkward. Kyle has a massive unimoob. See moob, boob, uni, man, tit 2. A single man- boobresiding on the ches..

Fyfe

1. To lie or tell a tall tale. "When he said he was pulled over going 150 mph through town in a Mazaradi with two naked lesbian twins..

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