What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they ..
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The Greatest WWEGSB user ever unlike Scooter and Funk and Masa.
aZn BuDdHa is so cool! I wanna be like him - Habochinator
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