Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Joy Juice

1. Semen or vaginal secretions. I can smell her joy juice in your breath. 2. interveinious (IV) morphine That patient was acting crazy ..

Yahooin'

1. The act of stealing Toad in Mario Kart after he has been claim/called by another player. "I don't even wanna play anymore cuz..

Nigger Sense

1. The ability to detect when a person is lying about having committed a crime. Joe was a good lawyer, he had a strong nigger sense to kno..

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