Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Chillywhack

1. Getting a full hard on, then hitting someone in the face with it this girl was giving me some good head, then i pulled my dick out of h..

Ripski

1. To do whatever is put in front of you. Substance, drink, event etc... Are you ready to ripski tonight? Hell yeah lets hit that shit. S..

Mud On The Tires

1. A term to describe when your having anal sex with either a man or woman and he/she accidentally/purposefully defecates all over your bal..

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