Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Jawbone

1. v. oral sex given from a woman to a man damn that bitch is wasted, lemme take her into the back room and see if i cant cop some jawbone..

Zhepuff

1. Everything and anything, mainly sex. (pronounce 'zhe' as 'je' in French) How are you?... Zhepuff! See good, great,..

Ass Hat

1. Idiotic, stupid. To act like a moron. From the popular insult "to have your head up your ass". This imagry leads to ones ass ..

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