Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Uno De Juno

1. A holiday in which you goto Chipotle on June 1st, play uno, and eat guacamole & chips. Person 1: Dude, are you ready for Uno De Jun..

Queefleer

1. (noun) An idiot who has not seen the truth of enlightenment and chooses to be a moron. (noun) Ayden (1) Did you see Ayden the other da..

Z-job

1. To get head while still asleep. I thought I was dreaming, but i was actually receiving a z-job....zzzzzzz. See sex, oral sex, head, zj..

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