What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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Random Words:
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1. n. An insane person.
2. n. Somebody who is willing to do anything for a bit of fun or a cheap thrill.
3. n. A Caucasian on smack.
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1. The state of something being so good, it is like fucking and falling in love at the same time.
2. Can describe a feeling of complete..
