Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Up Talk

1. To make something, or someone, seem better that is really is. "He was totally up talking the event. When I got there it was lame.&..

*sarcasm*

1. Sometimes added on the end of a written statement that is meant to be sarcastic, especially online. Sarcastic text can often be misunder..

W.u.i.m.d.

1. Woke Up Inside My Dad The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad. "dude, i got retarded off ..

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