What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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When someone in a group just isn't liked, and everyone tells them to "Go Shag Dot" when he/she speaks.
Girl (who is like..
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sudden heavy rain that floats dried horse or cow manure
we had a texas terd floater, now there's shit all in the yard..
