Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

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Accroyd

1. An accroyd is one of those wannabe people that would be if they could be yet they are such losers that there is no way they ever will be..

Travis Clark

1. the lead singer of we the kings. from Bradenton, Florida red-head. madd cute. can sing his ass off. has been known to call the audie..

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