What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.
It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room..
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to introduce
he insinuated his penis in her
See bob..
