Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

W.p.s.

1. "White People Shit" Something usually done by the Caucasian race that generally displays lack of common sense. Craig: "M..

Yessuh

1. 1ans "yes sir" African american slaves said "Yessuh" 2.Pretty ricky's way of speaking 3.Obeying your elder ..

Slumberplunder

1. The act of stealing food from one who is sleeping. Can also include other items such as T.V. remotes, newspapers and money. Example 1 ..

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