What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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A technique used in faking where by a the head of one person is photoshoped onto another, usually naked, body.
Thats a great head paste..
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To take a picture of one's testicles using a cellular phone, then sending that picture to a friend or enemy (picture message).
Oft..
