What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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A black man's shoes.
6 of 10 Nigga Moments involve shoes.
50% of those shoes are Nikes.
"Step some $150 land mines, and BOO..
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similiar to brodownand hodownbut for police.
policeman 1: hey wanna get some weed from the evidence room and play some xbox.
policeman..
