Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Umbres

1. The slightly spanish phrase meaning best friends or blood brothers we are tight umbres See bros, brother, friend, companion, ally..

Ugmonster

1. 1. A person who is displeasing to the eye, unnatractive, repulsive etc. etc. G: have you seen Sophie recently? L: No I try not to she ..

Brazilena

1. A wax job, a muffless muff or "buff" Her Brazilena allowed her to wear/the tiniest bikini without unsightly hair. See rootie..

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