Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

1. To commit an unusually large, noxious, and possibly toilet-breaking bowel movement, usually in a public restroom or someone else's ..

Quickfuck

1. Having sex fast and hardcore. Jennifer and I had pulled off a quickfuck in the closet today. See sex, fucking, shagging, making love, ..

Urethfro

1. Unusual hair growth, emerging from the male eurethra as a miniature thatch. Very painful and difficult to eliminate. Also part of th..

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