Blartkin

What is Blartkin?

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a

BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,

it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

See fart, sex, blumpkin, blowjob

Fandangos

1. A word to describe large, erect nipples that are noticable through a t-shirt and can poke your eye out. Occurs when in cold weather and..

U.s.d.a.

1. United streets and dopeboyz of america damn nigga i saw jeezy and all his niggas that roll U.S.D.A. See shit, whore, cock, pussy, assh..

Kile Off

1. the act of public masturbation whilst holding a pooping duck. who wants to go kile off with a group of fat asians? See kile, kilee..

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