What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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a lobwad, a spazblast, a daffy-twacker, a chunkblunter.
"I can't believe you're such a nun-renter."
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People who walk along in a shopping mall unable to walk in a straight line and who will suddenly and without warning stop to look at som..
