What is Blartkin?
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Farting whilst receiving a blow job.
Either by accident or on purpose.
Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.
As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin
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A person who acts fat (slaps thigh and chuckles, jolly, lazy, ect.) Yet is naturally skinny.
Hey tubby slims, stop eating cookies and g..
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jering it right after u just jerked it
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When you wear your work clothes, going out clothes, or any clothes you wore during the day, to bed. Often happens to adults with multipl..
