Blasphemy

What is Blasphemy?


1.

Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

See blasphemy, blast, phemy

2.

statements / comments or writings

by a person that are considered to be

against the tenets of a religion or against general public morality.

Mr. x was chided for propogating blasphemy in the village

3.

Anything said or done that is considered uncool or against all that is good in the world. Any person that has commited a blasphemy is afterwards subjected to a blasphemy slap in retaliation.

Lola: "Oh my God! There's a marathon of Hannah Montana coming on tonight! Wanna watch?"

Jenny: "Blasphemy!"

Jim: "Hey man, did you hear that they're already making another Smash Bros.?"

Al: "Really?"

Jim: "Yeah, but it's only being made for Playstation."

Al: "Blasphemy! They get all the good games!"

See blasphemy, uncool, unworthy, wrong, morality

4.

Saying something that goes against the teachings of your average great and holy moot point (see religion). Thought to offend god/s.

Person 1: "I don't believe Jesus was the son of God."

Person 2: "Blasphemy!"

Person 1: "Uh.. huh.."

See profanity, religion, jesus, christianity, god, theism

5.

Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.

"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."

"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."

See true, awesome, factual, satanic

6.

a slang term for the word bullshit.

Bob: yo i gotta write a 10 page report on WEB Du Bois.

Tom:thats blasphemy.

See blasphemy, bullshit, gay, 1337, lol, gg

7.

To do something out of ordinary ,kind of like playing god or to act like you are. To state false comments about things you dont kno.

Jenny always assumes she knows everything about a certain person ,but yet she knows nothing ,she needs to stop trying to play god and shut up


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