What is Blast A Dookie?
1.
1. pooping. popularized in the late 20th century by snowboarders worldwide; synonymous to
2. playing Greenday's first album really fucking loud
"Yo Chris!"
"What's up Zach? You look quite ornery"
"Nah man, I just gotta blast a dookie."
"Killer."
2.
1. To take a poo
1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.
3.
To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.
After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.
4.
Much like explosive diahrea. It comes out very fast, but it is usually very large.
Brennen was in the bathroom for like 30 seconds blasing a dookie, but it reaked like a 400 lb gorrila of a man was in there for an hour.
5.
take a fatty shatner
i have to blast a dookie like you wouldnt believe.