What is Blastoise?
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One of the great water pokémon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK!
mmmmMmmmmmmmMmmmmmm! wet cock...
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Verb used during a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee when a Blastoise is being used to Pwn someone see Pwn
Man1: Holy Fucking Christ!
Man2: You so got Blastoised dude!
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(Binomial nomenclature: Blastiosus-poopus)When a person has an urgent need to excrete fecies causing the anus to expand 10 folds in a force greater than the heat of the sun...(most cases its fatal--mad blood loss)
Mary took a blastoise last night at 10 and at 2 the coroner proclaimed her dead by largus-anustus.
Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!
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