Blastoise

What is Blastoise?

1.

One of the great water pokémon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK!

mmmmMmmmmmmmMmmmmmm! wet cock...

2.

Verb used during a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee when a Blastoise is being used to Pwn someone see Pwn

Man1: Holy Fucking Christ!

Man2: You so got Blastoised dude!

3.

(Binomial nomenclature: Blastiosus-poopus)When a person has an urgent need to excrete fecies causing the anus to expand 10 folds in a force greater than the heat of the sun...(most cases its fatal--mad blood loss)

Mary took a blastoise last night at 10 and at 2 the coroner proclaimed her dead by largus-anustus.

Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!

See ouch, meow, runs, what
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