Blastoised

What is Blastoised?

1.

to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.

man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.

See hammered, plastered, fucked up, frat, blacked out, alcohol, booze, beer
0

Random Words:

Lshibaomf
1. Literally: laughing so hard I broke all of my furniture. An obscure text-speak saying like 'roflcopter' or 'roflwew'..
Read more
Zooni
1. Sassy hand-knit accessories (hats, mittens, socks) for children. Brand that emphasizes the celebration of children. I love that zooni l..
Read more
Skip Cribber
1. The kind of person who does no work and yet cribs when someonelse neglects their duty. Arty is such a Skip cribber. He never does his w..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free