What is Blastosis?
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One Invitro fertization procedure entails inserting a five day old embryo (Blastocyst) with a fancy turkey baster into the womb of a prospective mama. When the hopeful mama arrives home she tells her other children that they are going to be getting a Blastosis.
Mama sez our Blastosis is going to look like Lindsay Lohan.
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when one desires something so much they have to have it "ALL OVER THEIR FACE"
"I would like a Miller Lite ALL OVER MY FA..
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A very smelly ballsack that girls won't touch... but most end up touching them anyways
Amy: Did his balls smell ?
Jesse: Hell yea..