What is Blastosis?
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One Invitro fertization procedure entails inserting a five day old embryo (Blastocyst) with a fancy turkey baster into the womb of a prospective mama. When the hopeful mama arrives home she tells her other children that they are going to be getting a Blastosis.
Mama sez our Blastosis is going to look like Lindsay Lohan.
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A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".
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