What is Blastus?
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Aside from being the name of a biblical character, "blastus" is another term designating a type of fart. A very large amount of intestinal gas is expelled at considerable force. As the flattus is violently expelled through the anus, the high amplitude oscillation of the sphincter results in a great, explosive, low tone of frightful volume. The term may also be applied as a proper noun as necessary.
Grotee let loose (with a "blastus") and it shook the walls. That's why they call him Blastus.
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A hit of weed off of a pipe or from a joint
Yo, have a little blastus off this pipe, son
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